ifyoucarryonthisway:

u know why sex scenes in movies are hotter than porn cause theres buildup like u learn the characters and its meaningful and with porn its just like looks like u dropped ur pencil here let me help u by bending u over this desk and slipping u the dick

(via xxheavyinyourarmsxx)

1 day ago
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fishingboatproceeds:

My favorite crash course joke ever.

I can’t remember who came up with it (maybe Danica?), but we all laughed for like five minutes before recording it.

1 day ago
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assporn:

starkidfandom:

haha joey :)

pffffhahahaha

assporn:

starkidfandom:

haha joey :)

pffffhahahaha

3 hours ago
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me:closes wrong tab
me:PTERODACTYL NOISE
4 hours ago
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girl:i'm having vagina surgery
boyfriend:i know
girl:i love you
boyfriend:i love you too
after surgery she wakes up and only dad is there
girl:where is my boyfriend
dad:who do you think gave you the vagina
girl:what
1 day ago
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