u know why sex scenes in movies are hotter than porn cause theres buildup like u learn the characters and its meaningful and with porn its just like looks like u dropped ur pencil here let me help u by bending u over this desk and slipping u the dick
(via xxheavyinyourarmsxx)
My favorite crash course joke ever.
I can’t remember who came up with it (maybe Danica?), but we all laughed for like five minutes before recording it.
| me: | closes wrong tab |
| me: | PTERODACTYL NOISE |
| girl: | i'm having vagina surgery |
| boyfriend: | i know |
| girl: | i love you |
| boyfriend: | i love you too |
| after surgery she wakes up and only dad is there | |
| girl: | where is my boyfriend |
| dad: | who do you think gave you the vagina |
| girl: | what |