do she got a booty????
she does not, she is a rock
excuse me
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WHEN I WAS 4 I WAS ON SESAME STREET AND I HAD AN INTERVIEW WITH GROVER AND HE ASKED ME HOW IT FELT WHEN I FALL OFF MY BIKE AND I CHUCKLED DARKLY AND SAID “I DON’T FALL OFF MY BIKE” AND HE LOOKED AT THE CAMERA AND SAID “oh.” NAD THEN I SATRTED POINTING AND LAUGHIGN AT HIM AND THEN THEY CUT TO THE NEXT SCENE AND THAT WAS IT THAT IS MY LEGACY
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Shall I compare thee to a Summer’s Eve?
You’re a douche bag.
GOOD GOD THAT MADE ME SNORT
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me huntin for the pussy
SSTOP REBLOGGING THIS I’M A STRAIGHT 14 YEAR OLD WHITE GIRL
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i can nt breath this old man who has like the biggest onion ever is so pr ou d of it
LOOK HOW HAPPY HIS ONION MAKES HIM
(Source: teambeentohell, via marapetsrules)
OMG LMFAO WHAT DID I JUST READ.
THIS IS EITHER THE BEST OR THE WORST LOVE STORY I CAN’T DECIDE OMFG.
Still a better love story than Twilight
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stupid bitch.. chose vanilla pudding john smith ass over your sexy ass bear claw paw print on ur manly ass chest having mocha sexy ass ass
pocahontas was the worst
what did i just read
i am LAUGHING
(Source: disneyydreams, via tinypirateinvasion)
Am I the only one who find this hilarious or?
he’s like, “bitch, shut up, my fandom is better than yours.”
bitch probably tagged her hate
no 12.9 years old on tumblr
These comments. omfg
We’re so going to hell
is this just my imagination or is her arm super hairy?
OH MY GOD HER FUCKING ARM
ITS ONLY ONE ARM
(Source: thesecretdiaryoftara, via aarontitveit)
by day i am just a regular loser, by night i am the same loser only it’s nighttime
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